I've come bearing news, tidings of great joy, so to speak. Hmm... Maybe borrowing that motif on Palm Sunday is in bad taste. Oh well, it's out there now, permanently etched by unrevisable keystrokes. C'est la vie.
Back to my news! Will, Our Minions, and I have been slaving away tirelessly, in preparation for the grand opening of the Player Bazaar. For those of you who don't know (probably the majority of you), the Player Bazaar is a way to include all of you (hopefully?), the listeners, in our weekly D&D game.
Soon, Conquest or Calamity Listeners will be able to send fabulous item cards to their favorite characters or wreak havoc on the party with devious dungeon cards and that's only the beginning. Have a thing for the Moonshae Isles? We might be able to think of a Djinn who could arrange a visit. Got a soft spot for the Shaar? Too bad, it got all chewed up in the Sundering and now it's just a big dumb hole. You've gotta quit living in the past, man.
We're in our final stages of testing and we can't wait to hear what all of you think, when we launch in April. As an added bonus, anyone who subscribes before the soft launch will receive an additional 100 gold doubloons and be entered for a chance to win a Conquest or Calamity tee-shirt before you can buy one! I know, I'm excite for you.
Alright, I'd better go do some Hail Marys or something. I'll catch up with you dweebs Monday, with the exciting conclusion to episode 4.
Ciao,
-James
PS. Above you'll note the art for the glorious belt of magnificence, which will be on sale very soon. It's enchanted, such that it aids the wearer for +1 to all stats but the wearer must mention the belt to each and every NPC, with whom he or she speaks, otherwise it explodes, destroying itself, possibly the wearer, and almost certainly a players self esteem. One size fits all!
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